(via illest-kid)


I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough.
Unknown  (via boypetter)

(via a-r-e-y-radical)


i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

(via imthatasiankid)



leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(via illest-kid)


(via drdawg)


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nivalvixen:

olimaru:

How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.

(via optimusprimo)


maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(via mylovelynotions)


gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via mylovelynotions)


illkim:

"These are the best years of your lives"

image

(via mylovelynotions)


How to have sex

Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger

samanndriel:

I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out

(via mylovelynotions)


yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

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